Halloween Jokes

7 halloween dad jokes. You asked for it.

Spell Check at Low Tide

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.

BeachHalloweenOcean

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Undead Goes Plant Based

What does a vegetarian zombie eat? GRAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNNNNSSSSSSSS

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Spirits in Recovery

Why did the ghost go to rehab? He was addicted to boos.

GhostHalloweenSpooky

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Settled Before Sundown

Are vampires real? Only if you Count Dracula.

HalloweenSpooky

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Numbers Get Spooky Too

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas? Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec

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Haunted Produce Aisle

What's a ghost's favorite fruit? Boo-berries!

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Winter Has Fangs

What do you get when you mix a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!

WinterColdHalloween

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