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Spice Rack Commute

SPICE RACK COMMUTE

Engineers have made a car that can run on mint. Hopefully, they'll soon make buses and trains run on thyme.

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Engineers will figure out the engine and the kid in the hoodie will spend an hour deciding which oat milk to put in the iced coffee in January. Progress shows up everywhere except where you ordered it from.

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