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Vocal Results

Vocal Results

Scientists have developed artificial vocal cords, and let me tell you, the results speak for themselves.

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Beach Broom

Beach Broom

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.

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Moo-vie Night

Moo-vie Night

Where do cows go on Friday nights? To the moo-vies.

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Lunge Forward

Lunge Forward

My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.

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Noodle Deception

Noodle Deception

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

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Spotted Leopard

Spotted Leopard

Why can't a leopard hide? Because he's always spotted.

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