KITCHEN GRAMMAR CRISIS

Why do we bake cookies and cook bacon?

Dad's Take

English is mostly potholes the locals have learned to drive around. Don't apologize for it to a kid asking; just hand them the keys and let the road teach them.

Cooking English

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