SETTLED LONG AGO

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always!

Dad's Take

Pick the argument you'd still want to be having in twenty years, because that's the one you'll be having. A long marriage isn't agreement, it's a kind of comfortable scorekeeping.

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