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Suburban Treaty Negotiations

SUBURBAN TREATY NEGOTIATIONS

Before I buy a leaf blower I want to make sure I understand the rules. We just blow the leaves at each other's houses, right?

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A lot of suburban living is just rearranging the same mess across property lines and calling it maintenance. Pick the chores that actually change something.

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