Police Jokes

7 police dad jokes. You asked for it.

If you arrest a mime, do you have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?

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Did you hear about the criminal who only steals wheels from police cars? The cops are tirelessly trying to catch him.

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What did the police say to his hungry stomach? Freeze! You're under a vest!

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Caught by fashion police for his criminal ties!

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Why couldn't the cop get out of bed? He was an undercover cop.

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You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.

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Nothing brings neighbors together quite like cop cars parked outside a different neighbor's house.

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