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Scientists Jokes

4 scientists dad jokes. You asked for it.

Sounds Like a Crisis

Sounds Like a Crisis

Scientists are concerned the legalization of marijuana may result in an entire nation of overly friendly and polite people.

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Peer Reviewed Optimism

Peer Reviewed Optimism

5 out of 6 scientists say Russian roulette is safe.

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Microscopic Liars Inc

Microscopic Liars Inc

Why shouldn't you trust atoms? Because they literally make up everything!

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Lab Coats, Loud Mouths

Lab Coats, Loud Mouths

Scientists have developed artificial vocal cords, and let me tell you, the results speak for themselves.

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