Politics Jokes

11 politics dad jokes. You asked for it.

Political Humor

We don't approve political jokes. We've seen too many get elected.

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Tax Paradox

Fines are a tax you pay for doing something wrong; taxes are a fine you pay for doing something right.

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Communist Flags

Communism was doomed from the beginning. Did they miss all the red flags?

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Utopian Joke

Your mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist Utopia.

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The Uninformed Candidate

Vote for me! I know nothing... but I think I know everything. That points clearly to a political career.

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Reptilian Representative

What do you call a snake that works for the government? Civil Serpent!

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From Empires to Countries

A long time ago we had empires run by emperors. We then had kingdoms run by kings. Now we have countries.

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The F-Factor: Politicians and Flying Pigs

What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig? The letter F.

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Taxing Our Way to Zero Debt

If the US wants to solve its $34.9 trillion debt problem, the solution is simple! Just tax each inhabitant on average $100,000. It's like taking a page out of Europe's tax book. One year and poof... no more debt!

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Endless Voting

Direct democracy is when everyone votes on everything except whether they want to keep voting on everything.

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Politics Explained

Why is it called politics? Because poly means many and ticks are blood-sucking parasites!

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