Politics Jokes

10 politics dad jokes. You asked for it.

We don't approve political jokes. We've seen too many get elected.

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Communism was doomed from the beginning. Did they miss all the red flags?

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Your mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist Utopia.

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Vote for me! I know nothing... but I think I know everything. That points clearly to a political career.

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What do you call a snake that works for the government? Civil Serpent!

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What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig? The letter F.

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Scientists are concerned the legalization of marijuana may result in an entire nation of overly friendly and polite people.

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Direct democracy is when everyone votes on everything except whether they want to keep voting on everything.

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1984 was not meant to be an instruction manual

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Why is it called politics? Because poly means many and ticks are blood-sucking parasites!

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