Arrest Jokes

3 arrest dad jokes. You asked for it.

Legally Speechless

If you arrest a mime, do you have to tell him he has the right to remain silent?

ArrestPolice

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Bail for the Bookworm

A friend was arrested for stealing a copy of an encyclopedia. He said, "I can explain everything!"

ArrestBookPolice

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Belly of the Law

What did the police say to his hungry stomach? Freeze! You're under a vest!

PoliceStomachHunger+1

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