Book Jokes

9 book dad jokes. You asked for it.

Concussed By Literature

A book fell on my head the other day. I only have my shelf to blame though.

BookBlameReading

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Library Card Regrets

I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. It was pretty bad, but... by the end I kinda liked it.

BookReading

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Page Turner Of The Year

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

BookReadingScience+1

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Required Reading, Optional Listening

1984 was not meant to be an instruction manual

BookPolitics

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Author On Ice

I wrote a book on penguins. Honestly, it would have been much easier if I wrote it on paper.

BookWritingAnimals

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Reading For Results

I found a book called 'How to solve 50% of your problems'. So I bought 2 of them.

BookMathReading+1

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Procrastination Memoir

I'm writing a book about all the things I should be doing. It will be my oughtobiography.

BookWritingProcrastination

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A Concise Memoir

Just finished writing my first book... The A to C of Laziness.

BookLazinessWriting+1

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Hardcover, Higher Education

Why did the book go to art school? Because it wanted to draw a conclusion!

BookSchoolArt+2

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