Book Jokes

11 book dad jokes. You asked for it.

A book fell on my head the other day. I only have my shelf to blame though.

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A friend was arrested for stealing a copy of an encyclopedia. He said, "I can explain everything!"

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You can't get on the same page if you don't read the same book.

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The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

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I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. It started out awful, but by the end I loved it.

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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

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I wrote a book on penguins. Honestly, it would have been much easier if I wrote it on paper.

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I found a book called 'How to solve 50% of your problems'. So I bought 2 of them.

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I'm writing a book about all the things I should be doing. It will be my oughtobiography.

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Just finished writing my first book… The A to C of Laziness.

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Why did the book go to art school? Because it wanted to draw a conclusion!

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