Stomach Jokes

3 stomach dad jokes. You asked for it.

Belly Of The Law

What did the police say to his hungry stomach? Freeze! You're under a vest!

PoliceStomachCop

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Menu Choices, Reviewed

What do you get when you eat uranium? Atomic ache.

ScienceChemistryFood+1

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Tummy Trouble Tribunal

Why is proving food poisoning so tough? Because you just can't come up with any solid evidence.

FoodStomachCooking

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