Bed Jokes

3 bed dad jokes. You asked for it.

Olympic Level Horizontal

I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed.

SleepBedRest

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Stakeout In Slippers

Why couldn't the cop get out of bed? He was an undercover cop.

PoliceCopBed+1

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Bedtime Wardrobe Crisis

What do you call people who sleep in their socks? Tiny.

SleepBedFeet+1

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