HEALTH JOKES

10 health dad jokes. You asked for it.

Doctor, an invisible patient is on line one. Tell him I can't see him right now.

I went to see the doctor about short-term memory problems. The first thing he did was to make me pay in advance.

What do you get when you eat uranium? Atomic ache.

80% of the brain is fluid. Unfortunately in your case, it’s brake fluid.

Scientists are concerned the legalization of marijuana may result in an entire nation of overly friendly and polite people.

My doctor asked if anyone in my family struggles with mental illness. I replied, 'Nope, we all seem to thrive on it!'

If alcohol damages your short term memory... Short term memory. Just imagine what alcohol can do.

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

A healthy sleep not only makes your life longer, but also shortens the workday.

I went to the doctor, and he said I'd need to take a pill every day for the rest of my life. But he only gave me 4 pills???