Rest Jokes

4 rest dad jokes. You asked for it.

Olympic Level Horizontal

I'm so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed.

SleepBedRest

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Minimum Viable Effort

My goal for the weekend is to move just enough so people don't think I'm dead.

WeekendRestLazy

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Patience Is A Pillow

I finally got eight hours sleep. Took me four days but whatever.

SleepTiredRest+1

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Horizontal Enlightenment

The more naps I take, the better I understand the world

SleepWisdomRest+1

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