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Rest Jokes

3 rest dad jokes. You asked for it.

Minimum Viable Effort

Minimum Viable Effort

My goal for the weekend is to move just enough so people don't think I'm dead.

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Patience Is a Pillow

Patience Is a Pillow

I finally got eight hours of sleep. Took me four days but whatever.

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Horizontal Enlightenment

Horizontal Enlightenment

The more naps I take, the better I understand the world.

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