Bedtime Jokes

3 bedtime dad jokes. You asked for it.

Once Upon a Stretch

Long fairy tales have a tendency to dragon.

DragonBedtime

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Bedtime Calculus

Every night I'm like 'I have exactly 5 hours, 37 minutes, 19 seconds… If I fall asleep in 2 minutes.'

SleepBedtimeMath+1

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Adulthood, as Promised

When I was a kid, bedtime was 9 p.m. I couldn't wait to grow up so I could go to bed whenever I wanted. Well… That's still 9 p.m.

BedtimeSleepAging

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