Bicycle Jokes

3 bicycle dad jokes. You asked for it.

Commuter Carp

A fish may love water, but it still needs a bicycle to ride to work.

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The Wheel Difference

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.

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Kickstand Was Optional

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired

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