Fish Jokes

12 fish dad jokes. You asked for it.

Sophishticated

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.

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Salty Sneeze

Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze.

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Fishy Philosophy

Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

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Eyeless Fish

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A FSH!

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Sodium Swim

What type of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms? 2Na

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Fish Tank Steering

Two golden fishes are in a tank. "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

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Aquatic Commute

A fish may love water, but it still needs a bicycle to ride to work.

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Zombie Fish Facts

During spawning, salmon stop eating and expend all their energy, causing their bodies to deteriorate and making them look like they’re 'rotting alive'

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The Non-Swimmer

What kind of fish can't swim? A dead one.

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Tuna Salad Dilemma

If a chef makes a chef salad, who makes tuna salad???

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Dumb Bass

What do you call a fish with no brains? A dumb bass!

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Bass Class

You know why bass are so stupid? Because they swim alone, unlike sardines who always go to school!

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