Fish Jokes

14 fish dad jokes. You asked for it.

Black Tie, Wet Hair

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.

Fish Fashion Ocean

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Underwater Spice Trouble

Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze.

Fish Ocean Water

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Trouble Under The Waves

Why did the mermaid blush? Because she saw the ocean's bottom!

Ocean Fish

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Aquatic Vowel Shortage

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A FSH!

Fish Spelling Ocean+1

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Salt of the Sea

What type of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms? 2Na

Chemistry Fish Science

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Aquatic Armored Division

Two golden fishes are in a tank. "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

Fish Misunderstanding Absurd

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Commuter Carp

A fish may love water, but it still needs a bicycle to ride to work.

Fish Bicycle Work+2

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Deep Cut Menu

What do sea monsters eat for lunch? Fish and ships.

Fish Ocean Food

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River Knew First

During spawning, salmon stop eating and expend all their energy, causing their bodies to deteriorate and making them look like they’re 'rotting alive'

Nature Fish River+1

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Catch of the Day

What kind of fish can't swim? A dead one.

Fish Fishing Water

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Underwater Philosophy

Do fish get thirsty?

Fish Water Philosophy+1

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Two Guys and a Trout

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to grab the bulb, and another to hold the fish.

Lightbulb Fish Art+1

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Lake Intellectual

What do you call a fish with no brains? A dumb bass!

Fish Brains Fishing+1

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Class Of Tin Cans

You know why bass are so stupid? Because they swim alone, unlike sardines who always go to school!

School Fish Education

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