Exhausted Jokes

4 exhausted dad jokes. You asked for it.

I'm retired in the sense that I was tired yesterday and I am tired again today.

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I finally got eight hours sleep. Took me four days but whatever.

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It's been a long week. - Me, in the middle of Tuesday.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired

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