Checkup Jokes

3 checkup dad jokes. You asked for it.

Family Checkup

My doctor asked if anyone in my family struggles with mental illness. I replied, 'Nope, we all seem to thrive on it!'

FamilyDoctorCheckup

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The Fine Print

I always feel relieved when my doctor says something is normal for my age. But then I remember that someday dying will also be normal for my age.

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Bedside Manner Needs Work

You're in excellent health. You'll live to be 90. But, Doctor, I am 90! That's it then…

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