Doctor Jokes

10 doctor dad jokes. You asked for it.

Doctor, an invisible patient is on line one. Tell him I can't see him right now.

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Is it true an apple a day keeps the doctor away? Or is it just an old Granny's myth?

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I went to see the doctor about short-term memory problems. The first thing he did was to make me pay in advance.

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The banana went to see the doctor because she was not peeling well.

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My doctor asked if anyone in my family struggles with mental illness. I replied, 'Nope, we all seem to thrive on it!'

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I always feel relieved when my doctor says something is normal for my age. But then I remember that someday dying will also be normal for my age.

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What's the difference between a mechanic and a doctor? A mechanic repairs his mistakes, while a doctor buries his.

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You're in excellent health. You'll live to be 90. But, Doctor, I am 90! That's it then...

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I went to the doctor, and he said I'd need to take a pill every day for the rest of my life. But he only gave me 4 pills???

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Doctor, I have a problem with my left ear. Are you sure? Yes, I am definite!

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