Conflict Jokes

3 conflict dad jokes. You asked for it.

Pick Your Skirmishes

Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

WisdomAdviceConflict+1

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Subtraction Problem

War does not determine who is right—only who is left.

PhilosophyTruthWisdom+1

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The Quiet Houseguest

If you avoid conflict to keep the peace, you start a war inside yourself.

ConflictWisdomFeelings

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