Conflict Jokes

4 conflict dad jokes. You asked for it.

Fight me if you wish but know that I am old for a reason.

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A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after is the beginning of a new argument.

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War does not determine who is right—only who is left.

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If you avoid conflict to keep the peace, you start a war inside yourself.

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