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Feelings Jokes

5 feelings dad jokes. You asked for it.

Couch Confessional Candy

Couch Confessional Candy

The therapist asks the Chocolate Easter Bunny: "How have you been lately?", "I don't know… I just feel hollow inside."

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Quick Pivot, Hold The Tears

Quick Pivot, Hold The Tears

Did I say feelings? I meant... uhhh... sandwiches. I have sandwiches for you.

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Caffeinated Gloom

Caffeinated Gloom

I just downed an energy drink and I'm still depressed, but now with a lot more enthusiasm.

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The Quiet Houseguest

The Quiet Houseguest

If you avoid conflict to keep the peace, you start a war inside yourself.

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Symptom Report

Symptom Report

That little tingle you feel when you love someone? That’s just your common sense slipping away. πŸ˜…β€οΈ

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