Advice Jokes

17 advice dad jokes. You asked for it.

Snowflake In Bulk

Always remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.

Life Advice Motivation

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Slice Of Wisdom

Don't bite off more than you can chew unless it's pizza.

Pizza Food Advice+1

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Procrastinators Manifesto

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

Procrastination Tomorrow Laziness+2

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Plan B Has a Door

When nothing goes right, go left.

Life Advice Strategy

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Consulting The Specialist

Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.

Talking Self Advice

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Heart Needs a Chaperone

Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.

Heart Brain Wisdom+2

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The Whole Trick

Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for doing it.

Work Career Advice+1

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Pick Your Skirmishes

Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

Wisdom Advice Conflict+1

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Filter Installed Late

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then... don't say it!

Wisdom Silence Self+1

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Wedding Toast Edition

Love one another! If it doesn't work, just interchange the last two words.

Love Marriage Relationship+2

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Shovel Down, Champ

If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

Wisdom Mistakes Advice

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Snack-Based Conflict Resolution

Remember: You can eat your way out of almost any problem.

Food Eating Snacks+1

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Manual Override

Feeling stuck? Press forward.

Motivation Advice Work

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Two Words, Survival

Trust but verify

Trust Wisdom Advice+1

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Picking The Fight

Never wrestle with a pig: You both get all dirty, and the pig likes it.

Pig Argument Wisdom+2

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Confidence Tax

If you're aiming for FAILURE, just pretend you know EVERYTHING!!!

Failure Confidence Ego+2

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Bumper Sticker Wisdom

Understand, don't memorize! Principles not Formulas!

Wisdom Learning Advice+1

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