Advice Jokes

14 advice dad jokes. You asked for it.

Pizza Warning

Don't bite off more than you can chew unless it's pizza.

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Warning Role

It could be that your purpose is to serve as a warning for others.

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Solo Consultation

Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.

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Heart and Brain

Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.

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Passion Pays

Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for doing it.

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Wise Words

Wise people think all they say, fools say all they think.

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Make Your Own News

If you don't like the news, go out and make some!

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Simple Wisdom

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then... don't say it!

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Switching Words, Finding Love

Love one another! If it doesn't work, just interchange the last two words.

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Doing It Quickly

When you don't know what you are doing... It's best to do it quickly.

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Speak Wisely or Stay Silent

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

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Hole-in-One Advice

If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

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Make Every Second Count

75% of time with your kids is gone by age 12. 90% by age 18. Be present and cherish these years... They go fast.

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Know-It-All Strategy

If you're aiming for FAILURE, just pretend you know EVERYTHING!!!

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