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Construction Jokes

5 construction dad jokes. You asked for it.

Patent Pending Genius

Patent Pending Genius

What invention allows to see though walls? Windows!

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Tall Tale Incoming

Tall Tale Incoming

Did you hear the joke about the roof? Never mind, it would go over your head.

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Structural Concerns

Structural Concerns

What kind of pillar is very bad at holding up a building? A caterpillar.

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Demolition Debut

Demolition Debut

Just finished my first day as a wrecking ball operator... And let's just say I absolutely smashed it!

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