Job Jokes

11 job dad jokes. You asked for it.

Don't think of me as a boss, think of me as a friend who can fire you.

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My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.

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My job is secure… No one else wants it!

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How long have I been working for this company? Ever since they threatened to fire me…

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Today was a terrible day… my ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.

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Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.

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Don't get me wrong, I'm grateful to have a job. I just wish it wasn't THIS job.

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I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

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Why do you want this job? I've just always been very passionate about not starving to death.

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Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.

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Just finished my first day as a wrecking ball operator… And let's just say I absolutely smashed it!

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