Career Jokes

21 career dad jokes. You asked for it.

Quit Before They Knew

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

Money Finance Career+1

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Recliner Hall Of Fame

People used to laugh when I would say I want to be a comedian. Well, nobody is laughing now!

Dreams Career Persistence

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Reptile In Tailoring

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator.

Detective Fashion Career

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Say Yes First

When you are asked if you can do a job, tell ’em, ‘Certainly I can!’ Then get busy and find out how to do it.

Job Work Career+2

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Detour Ahead

The road to success is always under construction.

Success Road Construction+2

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The Whole Trick

Find out what you like doing best and get someone to pay you for doing it.

Work Career Advice+1

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Service With A Subtext

I like waiters. They bring a lot to the table.

Restaurant Job Career

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Entrepreneur Of The Year

I tried to start a stationary business. Unfortunately, it just didn't go anywhere.

Business Money Career

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Soft Career Pivot

How would a drummer be paid if he started selling pillows? Per cushion.

Music Job Career

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Cornered At The Grill

Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up. Are they looking for ideas?

Kids Career Ideas

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Loyalty by Ultimatum

How long have I been working for this company? Ever since they threatened to fire me...

Work Job Career

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Distance Makes The Plan

The farther away the future is, the better it looks.

Future Planning Optimism+2

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Corner Office Material

To err is human. To blame it on somebody else shows management potential.

Management Blame Work+2

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The Real Office Skill

It's not how good your work is, it's how well you explain it.

Work Career Office+2

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Time Management Genius

I always arrive late at the office but I make up for it by leaving early.

Office Work Job+2

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Career Counseling Hour

See that shadow on the wall? It's brighter than your future.

Future Roast Career+2

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Billable Loitering

I don't work here. I'm a consultant

Work Career Job+1

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Promotion Mechanics

The secret to success is to know who to blame for your failures.

Success Blame Failure+2

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Tell Them The Truth

Why do you want this job? I've just always been very passionate about not starving to death.

Job Work Career+1

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Math Checks Out

A healthy sleep not only makes your life longer, but also shortens the workday.

Sleep Work Career+2

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Slide Rule Optional

You don't need to be a genius to be an engineer!

Work Career

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