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Career Jokes

7 career dad jokes. You asked for it.

Untouchable Position

Untouchable Position

My job is secure… No one else wants it!

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Cornered at the Reunion

Cornered at the Reunion

Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up. Are they looking for ideas?

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Loyalty by Ultimatum

Loyalty by Ultimatum

How long have I been working for this company? Ever since they threatened to fire me…

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Wished on the Wrong Star

Wished on the Wrong Star

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

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Punching Back In

Punching Back In

Don't get me wrong, I'm grateful to have a job. I just wish it wasn't THIS job.

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Interview Question One

Interview Question One

Why do you want this job? I've just always been very passionate about not starving to death.

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