House Jokes

8 house dad jokes. You asked for it.

Spotless Means Trouble

A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.

HouseComputerProcrastination+1

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Patent Pending Genius

What invention allows to see though walls? Windows!

WindowsInventionHouse+1

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Eight Legs On The Loose

Seeing spider in my room isn't scary. It's scary when it disappears.

FearHouse

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Bring The Extension Cord

They say 'Don't try this at home' so I'm coming over to your house to try it...

MischiefRulesHouse

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Quiet Neighborhood

My roommate says our house is haunted. I've been living here for 300 years and I haven't noticed shit.

HouseGhostHome

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Cold Construction Tips

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.

PenguinHouseAnimals+1

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Premium Acoustic Insulation

A couple is touring a house with a realtor... The house is great, but is the neighborhood quiet? Absolutely. There have been six murders and seven robberies and no one heard a thing.

HouseSales

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Joint Venture

A burglar broke into my house looking for money. I got up and started looking with him.

MoneyHouse

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