House Jokes

8 house dad jokes. You asked for it.

Spotless Means Trouble

A clean house is the sign of a broken computer.

House Cleaning Computer

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Patent Pending Genius

What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows!

Invention Wall House

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Tall Tale Incoming

Did you hear the joke about the roof? Never mind, it would go over your head.

House Construction

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Uninvited Stunt Double

They say 'Don't try this at home' so I'm coming over to your house to try it…

House

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Quiet Neighborhood

My roommate says our house is haunted. I've been living here for 300 years and I haven't noticed shit.

Ghost House

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Cold Construction Tips

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.

Penguin House Construction

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Premium Acoustic Insulation

A couple is touring a house with a realtor. The house is great, but is the neighborhood quiet? Absolutely. There have been six murders and seven robberies and no one heard a thing.

House Crime

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Joint Venture

A burglar broke into my house looking for money. I got up and started looking with him.

Money House

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