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Elephant Jokes

3 elephant dad jokes. You asked for it.

A Real Tight Squeeze

A Real Tight Squeeze

What do you call an elephant in a telephone booth? Stuck!

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Big Animal, Small Footprint

Big Animal, Small Footprint

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? Irrelephant.

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Stomp the Vintage

Stomp the Vintage

What did the grape do when the elephant stepped on it? Nothing, it just gave a little wine.

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