Fruit Jokes

11 fruit dad jokes. You asked for it.

Is it true an apple a day keeps the doctor away? Or is it just an old Granny's myth?

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The banana went to see the doctor because she was not peeling well.

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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like bananas.

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How do you make a lemon drop? Let it fall from the tree.

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How many apples grow on an apple tree? All of them. All apples grow on an apple tree.

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If he doesn't appreciate your fruit jokes you let that mango.

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I'm not just any fruit! I'm a berry special strawberry!

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What did the grape do when the elephant stepped on it? Nothing, it just gave a little wine.

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Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.

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What do an orange and a parrot have in common? Neither of them can drive a tractor.

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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad!

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