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Fruit Jokes

14 fruit dad jokes. You asked for it.

Produce Aisle Wisdom

Produce Aisle Wisdom

Is it true an apple a day keeps the doctor away? Or is it just an old Granny's myth?

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Tropical Disguise

Tropical Disguise

What is brown, hairy, and wears sunglasses? A coconut on vacation!

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Tropical Waiting Room

Tropical Waiting Room

The banana went to see the doctor because she was not peeling well.

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Produce Aisle Confession

Produce Aisle Confession

A new study found that human eat more bananas than Monkeys. It's true, I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.

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Two For The Price

Two For The Price

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like bananas.

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Citrus Gravity Lesson

Citrus Gravity Lesson

How do you make a lemon drop? Let it fall from the tree.

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Orchard Math

Orchard Math

How many apples grow on an apple tree? All of them. All apples grow on an apple tree.

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Produce Aisle Politics

Produce Aisle Politics

If he doesn't appreciate your fruit jokes you let that mango.

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Produce Aisle Headliner

Produce Aisle Headliner

I'm not just any fruit! I'm a berry special strawberry!

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Stomp the Vintage

Stomp the Vintage

What did the grape do when the elephant stepped on it? Nothing, it just gave a little wine.

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Produce And Poultry

Produce And Poultry

What do an orange and a parrot have in common? Neither of them can drive a tractor.

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Botany at the Buffet

Botany at the Buffet

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad!

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Dried Goods Activism

Dried Goods Activism

I keep telling people about the benefits of dried grapes... It's all about raisin awareness!

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Haunted Produce Aisle

Haunted Produce Aisle

What's a ghost's favorite fruit? Boo-berries!

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