Wine Jokes

3 wine dad jokes. You asked for it.

Estate Planning, Loosely

If I don't drink, smoke, or do drugs, I may live long enough to be a real burden to my loved ones. Please, pass me the wine.

WineDrinkingAging+1

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Aging Like A Box

Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.

WineAgingDrinking

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Stomp the Vintage

What did the grape do when the elephant stepped on it? Nothing, it just gave a little wine.

ElephantWineFruit

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