Expensive Jokes

4 expensive dad jokes. You asked for it.

My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.

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Wedding, an expensive way to get laundry done for free.

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When I said 'I was afraid of the dentist', I meant the bill!!!

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Are you a lawyer? Yes! How much do you charge? 100$ 4 questions. Isn't that awfully expensive? Yes! What is your fourth question?

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