Wedding Jokes

6 wedding dad jokes. You asked for it.

Last Call Logistics

What do you call a guy who's have too much to drink? A cab.

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Open Tab Forever

Dad, how much it costs to get married? No idea, I'm still paying.

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Reception Caught Fire

Two slices of bread got married. The wedding was amazing, until someone decided to toast the bride and groom.

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Root Cause Analysis

What's the leading cause of divorce? Marriage.

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Reception With Benefits

Wedding, an expensive way to get laundry done for free.

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Catch The Posy, Kiddo

AT MY FUNERAL, SOMEONE SHOULD TAKE THE BOUQUET OFF MY CASKET AND THROW IT IN THE CROWD TO SEE WHO IS NEXT.

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