Wedding Jokes

7 wedding dad jokes. You asked for it.

Dad, how much does it cost to get married? No idea, I'm still paying.

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Two slices of bread got married. The wedding was amazing, until someone decided to toast the bride and groom.

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What's the leading cause of divorce? Marriage.

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Love one another! If it doesn't work, just interchange the last two words.

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Wedding, an expensive way to get laundry done for free.

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I never understood the true meaning of happiness until I got married… But by then, it was already too late.

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At my funeral, someone should take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who is next.

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