Prepaid Doctor
I went to see the doctor about short-term memory problems. The first thing he did was to make me pay in advance.
HealthNostalgiaMoney
MONEY JOKES
11 money dad jokes. You asked for it.
Stock Market Crash
A stock market crash is worse than a divorce. You lose half your money but your wife is still around.
MoneyWordplayMarriage+2
The Ultimate Heist
Give a man a gun and he will rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he will rob everyone.
CrimeMoneySociety
The $19.95 Scam Lesson
So many scams on the internet... but for $19.95 I can show you how to avoid them!!!
TechnologyMoneyWarning+1
The Gift of Giving (and Receiving More)
My wife set a limit of how much we can spend on each other for Christmas. It's $100 on me and $500 on her.
MarriageChristmasGift+2
Infinite Wealth, Limited Spending
I have enough money to last the rest of my life... as long as I don't buy and eat anything.
MoneyFoodIrony
Financial Planning: A Short-Term View
I have all the money I'll ever need if I die by 4:00 p.m. today
Dark HumorMoneyDeath+1
How to Make a Million
I figured out how to make a million dollars on the stock market. Invest 2 million.
MoneyStrategy
Taxing Our Way to Zero Debt
If the US wants to solve its $34.9 trillion debt problem, the solution is simple! Just tax each inhabitant on average $100,000. It's like taking a page out of Europe's tax book. One year and poof... no more debt!
MoneyPoliticsTaxes+1
Love or Money?
Would you have married me if I didn't inherit a fortune from my father? Honey, I would have married you no matter who left you a fortune.
WordplayMarriageRelationships+1
The Costly Cart
Most expensive vehicle to operate in 2024-2025
ShoppingMoney