Fantasy Jokes

9 fantasy dad jokes. You asked for it.

Beach Broom

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.

WordplayOceanParenting+1

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Mermaid's Blush

Why did the mermaid blush? Because she saw the ocean's bottom!

OceanFantasy

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Octopus Desire

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap eight people at once.

AnimalsFantasyWishes

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The Smurf Color Puzzle

I wonder what color do Smurfs turn when you choke them…

Dark HumorFantasyWordplay

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Fiery Frustration

I am more pissed off than a dragon trying to blow out candles.

FantasyFrustrationMedieval+1

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When Math Meets Myth: Unicorn Edition

Number of unicorns + 5 = 5, unicorns they don't exist

FantasyAnimalsMath+1

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The ABCs of Elves

What do elves learn in school? The ELF-ABET!

WordplayFantasySchool+2

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Dragon Tales

Long fairy tales have a tendency to dragon

MedievalWordplayFantasy+1

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Small Medium

Did you hear about the dwarf psychic that escaped from jail? He was a small medium at large.

WordplayFantasy

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