Wordplay Jokes

516 wordplay dad jokes. You asked for it.

Sophishticated

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.

Animals Wordplay Clothing+1

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Beach Broom

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.

Wordplay Ocean Parenting+1

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Ele-Phone Trouble

What do you call an elephant in a telephone booth? Stuck!

Animals Elephant Phone+1

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See-Food Diet

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

Fitness Food Wordplay+1

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Moo-vie Night

Where do cows go on Friday nights? To the moo-vies.

Animals Farm Wordplay+2

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Lunge Forward

My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.

Marriage Fitness Wordplay+2

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Noodle Deception

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

Wordplay Food

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Hive Mystery

What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbeeleavable.

Wordplay Insects Animals+2

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Spotted Leopard

Why can't a leopard hide? Because he's always spotted.

Animals Wordplay Nature+1

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Selfish Crustaceans

Why don't crabs give to charity? Because they're shell-fish.

Animals Wordplay Sea-Life+1

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Twin Tentacles

What do you call two octopuses that look the same? Itenticle.

Ocean Animals Wordplay+1

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Alphabet Mystery

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know U.

Relationships Language Wordplay+1

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Tomato Lag

What did the slow tomato say to the others? Don't worry, I'll ketchup.

Food Wordplay Vegetables+1

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Salty Sneeze

Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze.

Animals Sea-Life Wordplay+2

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Geo-Puns

Geology rocks but geography's where it's at.

Wordplay Geography Science+1

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IQ Misunderstanding

My IQ Test Results came back… They were negative.

Intelligence Self-Deprecating Sarcasm+1

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Mean Average

My Math teacher called me average. How mean!

School Math Wordplay+1

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Day Revolution

The rotation of Earth really made my day.

Wordplay Science Space+1

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Belief Business

Atheism is a Non Prophet Organization.

Religion Wordplay Philosophy+1

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Invisible Concern

Doctor, an invisible patient is on line one. Tell him I can't see him right now.

Health Wordplay Work

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Literary Accident

A book fell on my head the other day. I only have my shelf to blame though.

Wordplay Books Self-Deprecating+1

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Memory Development

Are people born with photographic memories, or does it take time to develop?

Wordplay Photography Nostalgia+1

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Tongue Twisted

The world champion tongue twister got arrested. I heard they’ll give him a tough sentence.

Wordplay Language Crime

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Frog's Fate

What happens to an illegally parked frog? It gets toad away!

Animals Wordplay Crime+1

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