Wordplay Jokes

8 wordplay dad jokes. You asked for it.

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy and the other? A little lighter!

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I haven't owned a watch for I don't know how long.

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What is a room with no walls? A mushroom!

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I love jokes but I like hu mor…

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A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

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Am I part of Dog's Plan? The dyslexic-agnostic insomniac stays awake at night wondering if there is a dog!

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Nothing is impossible. The word itself says 'I'm possible.'

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How to make the number one vanish? Just add a 'G' and it's gone!

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