Ocean Jokes

14 ocean dad jokes. You asked for it.

Black Tie, Wet Hair

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.

FishFashionOcean

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Spell Check at Low Tide

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.

BeachHalloweenOcean

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Beach Bum Charity

Why don't crabs give to charity? Because they're shell-fish.

MoneyBeachOcean

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Eight Arms Each

What do you call two octopuses that look the same? Itenticle.

Ocean

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Underwater Spice Trouble

Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze.

FishOceanWater

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Trouble Under The Waves

Why did the mermaid blush? Because she saw the ocean's bottom!

OceanFish

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Aquatic Vowel Shortage

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A FSH!

FishSpellingOcean+1

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Overboard Education

Why couldn't the bad sailor learn the alphabet. Because he always got lost at 'C'.

AlphabetOcean

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Deep Cut Menu

What do sea monsters eat for lunch? Fish and ships.

FishOceanFood

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Deep End of the Pool

Truth is... there are more planes in the ocean than boats in the sky…

OceanTruth

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Big Teeth Travel Light

Where do sharks go in summer vacation? Finland!

VacationTravelGeography+1

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Underwater Sizing Chart

Why do mermaids wear seashells? Because B-shells were too small!

OceanAlphabet

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Anchors Up, Pension Down

What did the retired sailor say? Long time, no sea

RetirementOcean

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Geography With Attitude

Which ocean is the most clearly defined? The Specific Ocean.

OceanGeographyWater

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