Ocean Jokes

16 ocean dad jokes. You asked for it.

Beach Broom

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.

Wordplay Ocean Parenting+1

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Selfish Crustaceans

Why don't crabs give to charity? Because they're shell-fish.

Animals Wordplay Sea-Life+1

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Twin Tentacles

What do you call two octopuses that look the same? Itenticle.

Ocean Animals Wordplay+1

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Mermaid's Blush

Why did the mermaid blush? Because she saw the ocean's bottom!

Ocean Fantasy

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Sailing Opportunity

I bought a boat because it was for sail.

Wordplay Ocean Shopping+1

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Sailor's Alphabet

Why couldn't the bad sailor learn the alphabet. Because he always got lost at 'C'.

Ocean Language School+1

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Sea Monster's Delight

What do sea monsters eat for lunch? Fish and ships.

Monsters Ocean Wordplay+2

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Flight Facts

Truth is... there are more planes in the ocean than boats in the sky…

Aviation Ocean Comparison+2

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Jellyfish Inspiration

Jellyfish have thrived for 650 million years without a brain. This gives so many people hope.

Wordplay Nature Satire+1

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Elephant Beach Ban

Why aren’t elephants allowed on the beach? They just can’t keep their trunks up!

Animals Elephant Ocean+1

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Seashell Sizes

Why do mermaids wear seashells? Because B-shells were too small!

Wordplay Ocean

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Bass Class

You know why bass are so stupid? Because they swim alone, unlike sardines who always go to school!

Fish Wordplay Bass+1

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Crusty Comedy

What's the difference between a lobster with big breasts and a dirty bus stop? One's a Crusty Bus Station... The other's a Busty Crustacean!

Wordplay Ocean

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Sea You Later

What did the retired sailor say? Long time, no sea

Ocean Retirement Wordplay

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The Specific Ocean

Which ocean is the most clearly defined? The Specific Ocean.

Wordplay Geography Ocean

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Round, Round, Get a Round

Round? Round. Get a round? I'll get a round! THE BEACH BOYS

Music Wordplay Ocean

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