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Gym Jokes

3 gym dad jokes. You asked for it.

Pumping Iron, Loosely

Pumping Iron, Loosely

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

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Consistency Is A Virtue

Consistency Is A Virtue

I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That's 5 years in a row now.

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Time Is A Liar

Time Is A Liar

I can't stand running on the treadmill for half an hour, only to look down and see it's been just 4 minutes.

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