FITNESS JOKES

5 fitness dad jokes. You asked for it.

I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.

I'm in shape... Round is shape, isn't it?

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

Weigh 200 pounds on Earth? On Mars, you'd be a svelte 76 pounds. You're not fat, you're just on the wrong planet!

Doing pretty good so far on my 1500 calorie a day diet! As long as I don't eat anything else today and tomorrow.