Fitness Jokes

10 fitness dad jokes. You asked for it.

Wife Workout Plan

My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.

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Bendy Disbelief

I'm sceptical of anyone who tells me they do yoga every day, that's a bit of a stretch.

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Pumping Iron, Loosely

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

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Consistency Is A Virtue

I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That's 5 years in a row now.

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Olympic Caliber Athlete

My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It's called lunch.

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Grandma Went Long

At 61, Grandma started walking five miles a day to stay fit. Now she is 97! And we have no clue where she is...

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Geometrically Speaking

I'm in shape... Round is a shape, isn't it?

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Abs of Pixels

I’ve decided to stop exercising and just learn ChatGPT. It can generate abs much faster than I can.

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Backyard Fitness Plan

We moved the treadmill outside. Now I can work on my cardio and my cancer at the same time!

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Time Is A Liar

I can't stand running on the treadmill for half an hour, only to look down and see it's been just 4 minutes.

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