Insomnia Jokes

3 insomnia dad jokes. You asked for it.

Altitude Insomnia

What do you call a mountain where people never sleep? Mt Neverest!

SleepInsomnia

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Long Range Forecast

Insomnia is great… only three more sleeps until Christmas. And it is still September!

InsomniaSleepChristmas

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Bedtime Calculus

Every night I'm like 'I have exactly 5 hours, 37 minutes, 19 seconds… If I fall asleep in 2 minutes.'

SleepBedtimeMath+1

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