Light Jokes

3 light dad jokes. You asked for it.

Weight Comparison

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy and the other? A little lighter!

AnimalsWordplayLight+2

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Fridge Light

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?

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Searching in the Light

Are you sure you lost your keys here? No, but the light’s better here!

LostLightWordplay+1

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