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Mind Jokes

5 mind dad jokes. You asked for it.

Mind Your Own Asylum

Mind Your Own Asylum

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

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Second Opinion

Second Opinion

I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant but then I changed my mind.

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Smooth Operator Hour

Smooth Operator Hour

What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

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Cleared for Landing

Cleared for Landing

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.

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Committee Of One

Committee Of One

The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

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