Romance Jokes

15 romance dad jokes. You asked for it.

Pickup Lines, Country Edition

How do you win the heart of a female farmer? Attract her!

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Self Improvement Loophole

My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person so I can get a better girlfriend.

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Smooth Operator Hour

What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

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Smoothest Line I Got

I got lost in your eyes. But I also get lost in department stores, so I wouldn’t read too much into it.

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Cocky At The Bar

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

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Marketing Yourself Up

No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves.

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Wedding Toast Edition

Love one another! If it doesn't work, just interchange the last two words.

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Optometry Saved Me

It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look!

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Florist Disaster Special

What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day???? Cauliflowers!

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Cold Open

If you are having a blind date on a glacier, don't break the ice.

DatingRomanceAwkward

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Specify Your Terms

When I asked if you'd like to go out on a date sometime... I meant with me.

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Selective Memory Loss

I'll never forget the first time we met... But I'll keep trying!!!

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Hoo Are You Kidding

I've been thinking of you... owl night long.

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Reconnaissance, Romantically

I'm not a stalker, I'm just an unpaid private investigator.

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Symptom Report

That little tingle you feel when you love someone? That’s just your common sense slipping away. 😅❤️

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