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Romance Jokes

9 romance dad jokes. You asked for it.

Pickup Lines, Country Edition

Pickup Lines, Country Edition

How do you win the heart of a female farmer? Attract her!

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Smoothest Line I Got

Smoothest Line I Got

I got lost in your eyes. But I also get lost in department stores, so I wouldn't read too much into it.

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Optometry Saved Me

Optometry Saved Me

It was love at first sight. Then I took a second look!

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Lowered Expectations

Lowered Expectations

I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

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Selective Memory Loss

Selective Memory Loss

I'll never forget the first time we met… But I'll keep trying!

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Romance, Prehistoric Edition

Romance, Prehistoric Edition

What did the caveman give on Valentine's Day? Ughs and kisses!

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Hoo Are You Kidding

Hoo Are You Kidding

I've been thinking of you… owl night long.

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Symptom Report

Symptom Report

That little tingle you feel when you love someone? That's just your common sense slipping away.

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