Parachute Jokes

3 parachute dad jokes. You asked for it.

Risk Management Lecture

You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need one only if you go skydiving twice.

SkydivingParachuteLogic

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Cleared for Landing

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.

MindParachuteIdeas+1

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Optimist At Altitude

If your parachute won't open. It's okay. You have the rest of your life to fix it.

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