Brain Jokes

8 brain dad jokes. You asked for it.

Negatives And Positives

Are people born with photographic memories, or does it take time to develop?

MemoryBrainTime

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Second Opinion

I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant but then I changed my mind.

BrainMindStubborn

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Heart Needs a Chaperone

Always follow your heart, but remember to bring your brain along.

HeartBrainWisdom+2

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Frequent Flyer Miles

Philosophers don't get lost in thought... they are familiar with the terrain!

PhilosophyThinkingBrain

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Diagnosis From The Garage

80% of the brain is fluid. Unfortunately in your case, it’s brake fluid.

BrainInsultRoast

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Skeptic at the Dinner Table

I don't believe in myths like the one that states you have a brain.

BrainInsultSarcasm+1

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Memory Real Estate

You'd think the brain area that remembered phone numbers would now handle passwords! But... nope!

MemoryPasswordsBrain+2

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The Kitchen Mystery

Why did I walk into the kitchen again? Oh right, I need to forget. I need to forget seven times to remember once!

MemoryKitchenAging+1

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