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Parents Jokes

4 parents dad jokes. You asked for it.

Witness For The Prosecution

Witness For The Prosecution

Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.

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Math From The Recliner

Math From The Recliner

Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.

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Free Family Planning Tip

Free Family Planning Tip

Learn from your parent's mistakes. Use birth control.

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Opposites Distract

Opposites Distract

My parents were total opposites... Mum was always right, and Dad just left.

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