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Parking Jokes

3 parking dad jokes. You asked for it.

Hop In A Tow Zone

Hop In A Tow Zone

What happens to an illegally parked frog? It gets toad away!

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Stranded With Priorities

Stranded With Priorities

If I survived a plane crash in the wilderness, my main worry would be my airport parking bill.

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Geographic Difficulties

Geographic Difficulties

I never lose my car in the parking lot. It’s just temporarily misplaced!

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