Animal Jokes

3 animal dad jokes. You asked for it.

Hop In A Tow Zone

What happens to an illegally parked frog? It gets toad away!

ParkingAnimal

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Naming Rights

If I discovered a new animal, I'd call it a Quorn! Just to mess with vegetarians.

AnimalFood

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Alphabet Math

What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an A' bra.

AlphabetAnimalLetters

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