Car Jokes

10 car dad jokes. You asked for it.

The Beautiful Loop

I work to buy a car to go to work.

Work Car Money

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Spice Rack Commute

Engineers have made a car that can run on mint. Hopefully, they'll soon make buses and trains run on thyme.

Car

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Second Opinion From the Garage

What's the difference between a mechanic and a doctor? A mechanic repairs his mistakes, while a doctor buries his.

Doctor Car

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Car Radio Critic

I hate when I'm singing along to the Beastie Boys and they mess up the lyrics.

Singing Music Car

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Hunting for Happiness

Money can't buy happiness, but it can definitely help you hunt for it faster… in a shiny new convertible!

Money Happiness Car

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Obituary Word Count

Marge called the newspaper for an obituary. Marge: Print this: Bernie is dead. Clerk: For $25, you can use six words. Marge: OK. Print: Bernie is dead. Toyota for sale.

Car Money

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Policy for Shapeshifters

Do Transformers need car insurance or life insurance?

Car

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Bigger Trunk Required

I found a car that could fit a whole family without any problems. The problem is… my family has plenty.

Car Family

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Garage Innovation

My wife said I was nuts for building a car out of spaghetti… But you should've seen her face when I drove pasta!

Car Pasta Wife

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Geographic Difficulties

I never lose my car in the parking lot. It's just temporarily misplaced!

Car Keys Memory

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