Car Jokes

6 car dad jokes. You asked for it.

I work to buy a car to go to work.

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I hate when I'm singing along to the Beastie Boys and they mess up the lyrics.

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Most expensive vehicle to operate in 2024-2025

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I found a car that could fit a whole family without any problems. The problem is... my family has plenty.

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My wife said I was nuts for building a car out of spaghetti... But you should've seen her face when I drove pasta!

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I never lose my car in the parking lot. It’s just temporarily misplaced!

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