Religion Jokes

11 religion dad jokes. You asked for it.

Belief Business

Atheism is a Non Prophet Organization.

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Typo Pun

A priest, an imam and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. The rabbit says: I think I might be a Type-O.

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Paradise Route

There's a stairway to Heaven and a highway to Hell.

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Divine Parenting

My teenage son treats me like a god. He acts like I don't exist until he wants something.

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Universe Sized Ego

God created all of this just to have a special relationship with me... sure…

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Breakfast Devotion

If my body is a temple, then... eating pancakes is a form of prayer.

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Agnostic Confusion

I think I'm agnostic, but I haven't decided.

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Divine Pasta Power

Pastafarianism is by far superior to other religions.

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Sincerely, Science

Dear Religion, Pics or it didn’t happen... Sincerely, Science

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Heavenly Spirits

I asked if heaven has Beer... they said: No, it's more of a Spirit Place!

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The Eternal Book Club

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for years? A Church

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