Beer Jokes

8 beer dad jokes. You asked for it.

Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and says… I'll have a beer and a mop!

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Education is important, beer is importanter.

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What's a man's balanced diet? A beer in each hand!

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I liked beer so much that my family didn't know I drank until they saw me sober!

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You're so pretty you could be in a beer commercial.

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What does a man consider a seven-course meal? A hot dog and a six-pack of beer.

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I asked if heaven has beer… they said: No, it's more of a spirit place!

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